A Message in a (orange) Barrel

I believe the UDOT gods are trying to send me a message. I don't think they want me to go to work and they are trying everything to keep me from getting there. Why do I think this? Near my house (for those that don't know) are 5 freeway entrances that can get me to work. 3 of them are completely shut down and the other 2 are down to 1 lane to access them with no left turn!!! If I didn't think it was a straight up sign I think I might cry. Instead, I think I'll just sleep in tomorrow and then watch "Ellen".

The Bermuda Triangle of Lumber

Spring has sprung officially because the Bermuda Triangle of Lumber is back. What's that you say? You've never heard of such a thing? Well, my friend...let me to be the first to say that it does REALLY exist. If I've seen it once, I've seen it time and time again. This is where lumber of all sizes and shapes gets lost at street. Location? Yeah, just outside my house. You see, I live by a Home Depot and just about the time new lumber owners round the corner between my house and Home Depot, that's where it all goes missing...right in the street. I think the only thing that can save the lumber is this...now take note...a good rope to tie it down with. Duh?

One another note...I love cheesy mash potatoes.

The Girl with the Pearl Earring??

Well, I wish I was THAT girl (she hooked up with Colin Firth), but I'm not even close. Ever have such a hectic morning that you ended up wearing two different earrings (unintentionally) to work? Yah, me neither...until today. Yep, at about 3:07pm in the middle of a very important work discussion, my boss stops mid-thought and asks "are you wearing two different earrings?" Sure enough. I am a douche...or just maybe a trendsetter.

Maiden Voyage...Ahoy Bloggers!

"Who has the time to blog?" This has been a common theme in my mind. Then I think to myself "Who has time to read other people's blogs?" I'm still questioning myself on these two questions but I decided to join the ranks of millions of bloggers out there. THIS at the reccommendation of my bff and her crazy superhero sidekick Britta. Is blogging another way for me to be even more self-obsessed thinking that everyone wants to know about me? Isn't that the concept of MYspace? Its not YOURspace...its MYspace. Another possible reason....maybe blogging is theraputic in some fashion. When I thought about what I might blog about, I found myself to be quite dull. EVEN if someone had the time to read about me on MY blog, wouldn't they eventually short circuit their computer with the amount of drool coming from their very bored and sleepy head? With this apifany in mind, I deem my quest and goal of MY blog is to use it to rate myself on a scale of "dull" to "very interesting". Again, its all about me right? LOOK OUT BLOGGER WORLD, I've come into your world like a new born naked baby straight from the mother's womb! Ew.